peter
Pete how are you gonna fart in my face? i didnt plan on bringing the mizuno before but fuck it now youve played your retard card.

hey, accidents happen. Between me, MA, and Nigel, our bench seems to have some gas problems. Seriously though, bring that Mizuno, I'll buy it or borrow it or whatever you want. That bat is awesome. And since we broke a couple bats this past week, we really need some reinforcements. We're running kind of low, and I wasn't really thrilled with the selection we had by the end of the last game (a bamboo, black viper and the grip tape viper is all we had, I think. I blame my inability to get a game ending triple on the black viper. It obviously would have been a walkoff grandslam with the black mizuno. Seriously though, bring it, I'll take it off your hands however you want. It's such a waste leaving it at home!).

I got another one.

That was a disrespectful accident, but ill let it go. Ill bring the mizuno but i have to keep it now as all but one of my bats are broken and im not bringing that. Does anyone have any medical tape thats rough? because these bats get slippery and my mizuno will be very slippery, even with pine tar.